Yay!!! I got myself caught up!!!! Only one day left! Whew! Today's two fer Tuesday challenge was to write a poem about exercise, or a poem in 2nd person. I decided to combine these, and had a lot of fun!
Exercise Can Be For You!
Is going to the gym just not for you?
Do you look at that machine in the
corner holding up your jeans and think
some day you should probably use that
thing?
Why don't you step outside? That's right,
you don't need those muscle men and Barbie
dolls staring at your cellulite-infused thighs
while you try desperately to find your
rhythm on the stair master. Why stay inside
your home when the fresh air and the blooming
flowers beckon?
Do yourself a favor and ride a bike, take a
hike, do anything but go to the sweat-smelling
gym or stay in your musty home.
Act now, carbon dioxide may get the best of
this planet soon, so hurry and get outside
before it's too late!
-Justin M. Howe
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